Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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