Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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