just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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