So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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