I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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