perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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