Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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