never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!