i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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