Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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