I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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