You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..