My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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