i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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