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Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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