How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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