im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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