I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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