who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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