You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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