fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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