btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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