There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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