when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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