Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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