No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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