then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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