I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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