R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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