If i come over, it means nothing
You're completely useless in the revolution.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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