This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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