sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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