Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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