Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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