i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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