Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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