Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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