Yo dont text me then not text me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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