Nicole vs. Life
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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