The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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