The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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