I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
