You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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