would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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