Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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