physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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