I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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