Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
sex in a hospital.. check
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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