so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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