I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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