hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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